Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

28 years old
Male
from Minnesota

  • Activity

    • Reunions

      2 days ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      So, who here has been to a high school/college reunion? 


      I'm about to embark on my girlfriend's 10 year reunion up in a small town in Minnesota and...yeah I have no idea what I'm about to get into. 


      My 10 year is scheduled for this coming October and it should be an interesting time to say the least because in these 10 years of life after high school I have grown into SUCH a different person it may shock people...

    • The Bet

      4 days ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Edit. I didn't update this back in January when Dan and I had a conversation regarding time scheduling and a myriad of other things, but unfortunately I had to back out of this bet. He completely understood, and called it off. I didn't want to edit this journal due to the way the RS site handles edits to journals by pushing them up to the day you edited them, but here we are. Sorry to disappoint, practically one of the only things I'm good at doing apparently.


      If I am able to 100% Super Hexagon in less than 28 hours, @NobleSteed has to drink whatever I request at the Rooster Speak Party 2017.


      If I am not able to complete this, I will drink whatever Dan chooses for me to drink during the Rooster Speak 2017 Party, and I must 100% all of the single player achievements in N+ before RTX 2017. If I am not able to do this, the public must decide between three options for me; a punch from Dan, being @Giries' slave during the Rooster Speak Party 2017, a ten minute massage, at his hardest, from Dan. All three of these options must occur at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party.


      If I am able to complete this task of 100%'ing Super Hexagon in less than 28 hours, Dan must play N++ and complete all the single player achievements, and also drink whatever I see fit at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party. If he is not able to complete all the single player achievements by RTX 2017, I, Newbs, will hold a public poll for what Dan has to do at the Rooster Speak 2017 Party, and whatever I choose, he must do.


      If I am able to last the whole ten minutes of Dan's message, Newbs get's to choose who goes next for ten minutes.


      I am fucking terrified. Let's do this.

    • Spoonman

      1 week ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Heaven sent hell away...no one sings like you anymore, Chris Cornell.


      Rest in peace, rock icon. Thank you for all the tremendous music.


      If early reports are true, please reach out for help if you're feeling the end is the only option. It isn't.


      suicidepreventionlifeline.org

    • FEET ISSUES

      3 weeks ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      For someone who runs a lot, I should have expected that my foot problems would explode (not literally). I've always had issues with athletes foot, and during my swimming career there would be flair ups of infections and pain in the big toes. 


      Fast forward to today, I've some bad toe nail infections and constant athletes foot. I'm a month out from starting my marathon training, and don't want to have to deal with this pain along with those that come up during the regular training.

      So for the first time since the adderall days in junior high, I'm going to be on a medication. The interesting part is that the medication that I'm taking is one that gets processed through the liver. I've been warned by my doctor that those that take this medication and continue to drink alcohol on a regular basis have terrible issues liver wise. So...looks like I'm going to be cutting the tie (seriously this phrase is interestingly confusing!) with booze/beer for a good while, that being three months of medication.


      Yes, I know this is very "first world problem" but hey, it's something that is going on with my life. 


      How about you fools?

    • So...

      3 weeks ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Days since last unsuccessful fighting of temptations by Work Bagels/Donuts = 0


      Previous Record = Look I don't judge you, alright?

    • I Got Sailor'd!

      4 weeks ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Holy cow! Go check out @SailorGirl81's latest journal. She did a fantastic job of showing off my spooked silly side!


      http://roosterteeth.com/post/51302036


      Thanks for drawing me, Sailor!

    • One Year Ago

      1 month ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Picture writing a story of a musician who wanted to be famous. They'd sell their soul to the devil for immense talent and adoration. They'd tour near and far away from their home midwest state, world renowned for their skills and song writing abilities. Performing in front of millions of fans worldwide for decades.


      At the end of the story, the devil would find it fitting to take the musician's life by having them die in their midwest home, in an elevator. 


      Why?


      Because one of the artist's most popular songs had the lyrics, "And if the elevator tries to break you down, go crazy. Punch a higher floor."


      Thank you, Prince. For everything. 


    • Expanding Horizons

      1 month ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Lately, I've been doing a lot of different things with my life regarding entertainment. Err...well I consider some of them really different so who knows what others think of it...but hey this is my journal!

      I just wrapped up watching my first anime series arch. Sword Art Online was really fun and I enjoyed the heck out of it. @Schraver and my girlfriend were the biggest pushes to get me into it, and I still have the same reaction to any and all fan service...pure laughter. I can't help but think "AHHHH THIS IS MADE FOR KIDS TO MASTURBATE TOOOOOOOOOO!" when I see it happening, and luckily SAO didn't have much aside from one or two episodes with questionable content in that regard. I've been getting recommendations to watch Death Note and a few others from friends, so I'm probably going to hop into that stuff soon!

      On the other entertainment front, those being podcasts, I usually always stuck with RT shows like Dude Soup, RT Podcast, and Off Topic. I also listened to Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, and the Joe Rogan Experience. The last month and a half though...I plowed through The Adventure Zone and holy shit that was quite a ride! It reinvigorated my drive to take @DaCuban and @Giffy's DnD campaign they run on Rooster Speak more seriously, and also make it more fun instead of almost treating it as a chore. The stories from TAZ have been so cool, and the McElroy brother and father are really witty and fun to listen to!


      This...turned into a bragging journal, but hey, I promised myself to start writing up journals more on this site and using it more and figured this would be a good start! I promise I'm still lurking around and reading up on everything going on with friends and others on the site! The Popular Content page has been thriving with some fun stuff people are still doing on the site and it has been really nice seeing people still going crazy on the site! 


      I've some gripes about the site and internet culture in general...but it will get me in trouble with friends if I truly express my concerns. Probably will talk with said friends rather than post things publicly, but hey, I can't stop the nature of the internet and how it works, especially if my opinion differs from others.


      On a happier note, Brett and a few other friends of mine plan on doing a recording of us crying our eyes out playing Outlast 2 once it comes out at the end of the month! I can't wait to jump back into that game. We won't be live streaming it though (see my last paragraph for a bigger reason behind it) and I'll instead just upload it at some point after editing it so people can watch it at the leisure.


      Anywho, Royal Blood's new song is fucking awesome and I've been listening to it non-stop lately! 


    • Lol...

      2 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      Check out this nerd!

      http://roosterteeth.com/user/MoochinNewbs


      Can't believe someone would call themselves that...

      (Comments section is dildos and full of dildos)

    • Quick Life Update!

      4 months ago

      Newbs Uncle Slam

      1. I've a girlfriend! After RTX 2016 I was feeling pretty lonely knowing that I wasn't going to be able to see most of you guys until the next year, and decided to bite the bullet and try online dating. It was awkward at first, but after a myriad of dates (sorry to all my friends who I texted constantly like a gossiping school boy) and help from friends (extra special thanks to @Jackie) I finally found someone awesome and we've been dating since October.


      2. I'm running a marathon again! Been looking to do the Twin Cities Marathon at some point in my life and it feels like this year will be the best one to do it. Given that I plan on buying a house by the end of the year, and everything else going on in my life, it feels right because I can actually have the time to run 10+ miles on a Saturday again!


      3. I've started planning events for my company as a part of the Events Committee. I volunteered to do this, being my experiences with RT MN and Rooster Speak over the years seemed to fit the criteria for the committee. My first gig I have to plan? A brewery take over with catering and potentially a raffle if we want to use all the funds that we have access to (I personally don't and want to save the company money). 


      4. "I've been meaning to post on this site more often." says everyone all the time. I've tended to jump to Twitter when things happen in my life and I honestly think it is because it is so damn easily accessible on my phone. Something that I wish is the RT site app being accessible like that...but who knows what's down the pipeline. I've been browsing and silently modding stuff from everyone here, but I need to keep up with things more vocally!


      What's going on with everyone else? Got any fun plans coming up?

  • Comments (1369)

    • Linh Fade Out

      2 months ago

      S2g I saw a guy today that looked just like you!

    • Sephiroth0

      1 year ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • MaryFairy Barely here...

      1 year ago

      I haven't been around much. I have lost contact with lots of people. However, just know, you are cool and I sorry about the hard times and difficult decisions! I'd be more active, but due to my location in the world, vocal is all I have. Take care!!

    • OboeCrazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

      1 year ago

      I had a TON of fun on Friday! We should do that again, especially now that you've got the streaming hurdles overcome. Maybe Saturday the 16th? My weekends are usually super crazy busy so trying to find some time I'm home before 8pm Pacific is hard, but I would love to do a drunk Rooster Teeth stream again!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

        Oh for sure! Hopefully that set up will be able to be replicated again. Just such a hassle. It'd be ideal if we get people into Rooster Speak, but it really isn't the worst with the skype gaming.

    • WB_Spartan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legend of Zelda

      1 year ago

      Belated congrats on being FU!!

    • Treb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Frik'n Newbs! You're FU! How have you been?

    • Desayjin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian V

      1 year ago

      Happy FU day! It's almost as if some benevolent force is making all the active users the FU of the day. ;)

    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      1 year ago

      FU, bitch.

      smiley12.gif

    • Nester82 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Happy FU you sexy beast. Go drink a beer!

    • SailorGirl81 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper Of Kittens

      1 year ago

      Hey it's back to Featured USER, so Happy FU!!

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      1 year ago

      Look at dat handsome mofo Featured User!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

    • MLaPorte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT's Production Designer

      1 year ago

      yoyo, in the po po, for sho sho, in the know yo...in the know yo...so whats...so whats the scenario

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

        I'm frightened...

    • cdlr4v1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lost in the Wasteland

      1 year ago

      Hey Newbs. Can you invite me to the Rooster Rumble Group. The join bottun is still broken

    • WB_Spartan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legend of Zelda

      1 year ago

      Can you invite GAEMS_dean to the Rooster Rumble group? He'll be on the RT Florida team. ;)

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        1 year ago

        I somehow didn't see this...hmm. Well he should be able to join the group now! Sorry about not getting back to you on this.

    • Patrick

      1 year ago

      Tell me what you think of this video. If you think it is funny then I may just have done something right.


      https://youtu.be/I-9R76OU6UE

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      1 year ago

      Not sure how we weren't friends on the site before.

      This changes now!

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      1 year ago

      Not sure how we weren't friends on the site before.

      This changes now!

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      1 year ago

      It was awesome to meet you at RTX this past weekend

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      1 year ago

      You're welcome.

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      1 year ago

      Oh man... "Embers" is so damn good.

    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      1 year ago

      Whenever you're at most patriotic, play this song. It would make even a bald eagle tear up from how patriotic it sounds.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVVKCOB8eUA

    • benjamingau FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT NorCal

      2 years ago

      Happy Birthday Brandon! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gif

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks!

    • topham FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DHYB

      2 years ago

      Happy Birthday! Have an excellent one!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks, Topham! I've been having a great one! Hope your day is going well too!

    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      I hear tell its your birthday. smiley13.gif

      tumblr_n5p5p58IPL1sj0peoo1_400.gif

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Yus! Thanks, Giries!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      Yeah the site won't let me post comments on your journal.

      It was fun for a bit when the site was behaving. This shit sucks, though.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Soon, so very very soon.

    • GB330033 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whoops, looks like somet

      2 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        So does this mean I was first?

        Hobbie.

    • Fraction

      2 years ago

      Just wanted to tell you that the stream tonight was awesome! I was the dude in the chat who said he was from Mississippi by the way ha ha.

    • Lamkia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Snarky Sarcasm

      2 years ago

      Nice prompt last night on the show! c:

      I mean, if that was you, unless there is a Newbs imposter flying around

      • Lamkia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Snarky Sarcasm

        2 years ago

        Curse you, Noobs!

        Yeah, I nearly felt bad for him. Nearly.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Nah nah, that was my evil twin Noobs.

        Thanks! I had no clue how much they were going to pack on the "loneliness" factor for Blaine...started to feel bad for him.

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      2 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DS-h67qEiY

      And the album... www.amazon.com/1000-Forms-Fear-Sia/dp/B00KCU...

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      I wanted to tell you personally...

      There's a good possibility that RTX won't happen again this year. There's a wedding in Texas that I'm going to the month after and I don't think I can make both...

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        lol

        I'm going to try to do both, but my wife has quite a bit of say in the matter as well. The wedding is a priority.

        It's going to be too long between us seeing each other!

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        I also want to tell you personally...

        Why do you hurt me so?

        It's okay, if you can't make both, that is perfectly understandable. I'm sure who ever's wedding it is they'll understand that you can't make it.

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      2 years ago

      RIP your comments once they post a link to you in the link dump.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      R U NEWBS FROM TEH MARATON? OMGOD BRAH
      xoxo buddy

      • bdoomed No idea

        2 years ago

        OMG YES TELL BARB I SAID I AM GOOD AT JOBS

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        2 years ago

        THAT MEANS HE IS. ITS HIM! THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
        Hey, how do we get a job at RT?!

      • bdoomed No idea

        2 years ago

        OMG WAIT. THIS IS THE SAME NEBS?!

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        THE HEBREW CONSPIRACY STRIKES AGAIN

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        2 years ago

        ARE WE WRONG THO?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Fuck both you and @niriall, ya heathens

    • Gody117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick

      2 years ago

      Congrats on the marathon man! From what I saw in Barbara's tweet you guys rocked it, you even looked like you could run another one right then and there smiley8.gif
      Now I want to run one too...

      • Gody117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick

        2 years ago

        One day I will have to though, it's on my bucket list smiley7.gif

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        HA! Yeah I could never run another one like that again! Thanks, and don't do it!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      2 years ago

      New Chevelle album dropped.

      Only on the first song right now, but HNNNNG prtty gud

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        I didn't like Celestial Completion. That's when they started writing choruses and making their stuff sound more song-like. The Physics of Fire and Dichotomy would be my two picks.

        Physics of Fire appeals to me because I do like a good concept album.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Dichotomy and Celestial Completion are perfect to me. Also just looked at their wikipedia page, there are no more original members of the band...wtf.

        That doesn't seem right to me at all.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        It wasn't that bad until they changed their lead vocalist. Took me a while to get used to songs on "I Am" because of that. I do like the album, but it's no Dichotomy.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Yeah. Their latest one "I Am" wasn't that great. Not to mention the amount of band member changes they tend to go through. It's pretty ridiculous.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        I wish Becoming the Archetype would go back to that. Their first 3 albums were just as good at that writing style.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Haha no worries man! Yeah, the album is fantastic. His whole "Not rhyming while telling a story" lyric style is really spot on this album.

      • Dopp ROLL TIDE

        2 years ago

        I'm stupid. I trusted something I saw on my Spotify activity feed.

        Anyway, I haven't listened to it before. Pretty good stuff. Glad they got over their slump.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        La Gárgola?

    • ShadeKing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Hey Newbs I read you work Work Rant, yeah i'm sorry to hear you went through that, but I was wondering, since you stated you played Destiny, if by chance you play it on Xbox One you would want to add me and maybe we could do some raids together or something with other members of the community. My GT is FierceShade and I wanted to check with you before sending a friend request or anything. smiley9.gif

    • jharms19

      2 years ago

      Newbs u look familiar have u been to buffalo Minnesota

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Nope, never have.

    • FantomFan56

      2 years ago

      I'll be there. Look forward to seeing you, too. Thanks for the friend request!

    • FantomFan56

      2 years ago

      Hey Newbs! Thanks for the card! No, I don't have ear hair. I had it trimmed and donated for transplants.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        You're most welcome, Paul! Hope to see you again this coming year!

    • Neefertiti FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wraith

      2 years ago

      Congratulations on becoming a mod. You're one of the most diligent and trustworthy people I know and they couldn't have picked a better guy.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks, Haneef. Truly appreciate it, and hopefully won't let ya fown wih this new gig!

    • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      You never answered my question, Newbs.

      I can haz jerb at PoultryGob?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Ummmm...tomorrow?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        FANTASTIC. When do I start?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Yesh

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      I could've made the joke. But I didn't.
      how does get jerb rosterteth

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        I have to re-clear my search history now. Thanks.

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Not really, but I just trolled you into looking that up, didn't I?

        Dat evidence pic in the Wikipedia entry...

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Could be worse, I suppose. She did become a literal prison bitch, you know.

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Bitch took my in!

      • Izzi

        2 years ago

        Starring Lorena Bobbitt

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        I feel I should probably tell you about their next video project:

        It's called "There Will Be Blood"

      • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

        2 years ago

        Can confirm 20 dolla is 20 dolla. Also I'm available now @ 20dollafuntimes.com

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        ...
        I mean, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
        (@Erkan)

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Spoiler alert: It's the OTHER Cockbite.com

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        Is this like the last one because I charge at least $120 for stuff like the last one.

      • Izzi

        2 years ago

        Can't get you a medal, but we do have a contact for a job that we can hook you up with.

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        2 years ago

        I'd like 2 please.

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        What, do you expect us to get a medal or something?

    • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      I can has job at ChickenMouth?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Let us just say it rhymes with "sowing gin fry"....

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        So what do I win?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Hang on a second.


        *rustling noises*

        That's not a Banhammer in my pocket. Just a regular hammer.

        ...

        The hammer is my penis.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Is there where we embrace and cry?

      • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Too bad you can't, lowly forum mod.

        ... Said the other forum mod.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        I was thinking about banning the next person that commented...

    • DarkBowler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Photographer

      2 years ago

      So how I get a job at CockBite?

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Die in a fire.

    • Izzi

      2 years ago

      So I heard you know how to get job at Roosterteets.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Nah, it was that Noobs character.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      How can I gets job at Rosterteeth?

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        They got good team.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        I've been trying to figure it out for years...

    • Skaman789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Hey MN local

      • Skaman789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        got that right

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Not much...same old weather.

      • Skaman789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        whats new

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Why hello again!

      • Skaman789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        sup

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      2 years ago

      You're welcome

    • Skaman789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Hey MN local

      • Skaman789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        2 years ago

        Pretty good man

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Why hello there! How's it going?

    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      2 years ago

      Making an assumption that you're the same Newbs from the Twitch chat. Props to you and the other mods for keeping the clusterfuck known as the Twitch chat under control.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Thanks! I really appreciate it!

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      2 years ago

      So I walked into a restaurant thismorning. Little local bar and grill place.
      Take a wild guess as to what was playing on the radio as I walked in.

      Hint: tinyurl.com/ofjl2fa

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        SOMEBODY

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        2 years ago

        shhhhh tinyurl.com/owcawq2
        This was legitimately almost as surprising as the time I heard Johnny Cash at the top of the Stubai Glacier in Germany.

      • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Uncle Slam

        2 years ago

        Link is broken...haha

  • Questions answered by Newbs

    Hi! As of right now, I am no longer hosting/producing RT Minnesota community events or get togethers. So currently the community is still around, but we are not getting together.