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    • Top 10 Worst Dragon Ball Characters - Editor Notes

      6 days ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Here we goooooooo! (again) 


      #10 - Garlic Jr - Not only is his name Garlic but he's a JUNIOR. Someone thought this name was so good they needed to use it TWICE? Okay. Can't wait for the next DB villain, Oregano III. 

      #9 - Cooler - Okay, wait, actually the next villain is The Coolest.

      #8 - Hercule Satan - I hate Hercule! Never thought he was funny. For me he only ever distracted from what I was interested in seeing. 

      #7 - Bio-Broly - I didn't know this existed before this episode. It's an odd feeling to realize you've missed out on something completely inconsequential.

      #6 - Majuub - Nick asked me this when watching back the first cut of this episode and I want to clarify for all of you. I didn't alter Aladdin or Uub's skin color at all. It just worked.

      #5 - Pan - I....really liked...Pan. (but don't ask me why. I couldn't tell you/don't remember) 

      #4 - Yamcha - The woooooorst

      #3 - Para Para Bros - So, they got the gang to dance. Was it a lethal dance or something? What's the problem here? "Oh no! We look ridiculous and now we're melting because of it" 

      #2 - Chi-Chi - These last two entries are the most insightful entries on the whole list. I couldn't agree more. 

      #1 - Adult Gohan - Gohan was the best and they squandered his potential. 

      #11 - Is there a way to tell Maron and Bulma apart by just looking at them?


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    • Top 10 Terrifying Mascots - Editor Notes

      2 weeks ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      We're back! 


      Intro - I'm not Torrian 
      #10 - Krinkles - What was Post thinking? This isn't their only terrible mascot. Just do a quick google search for "So-Hi Post Cereal" 
      #9 - The Raisins - THE CALI RAISINS ARE EMMY WINNERS. ARE YOU?
      #8 - Senhor - Sorry, Jonah. I saw an opportunity, which was a cheap shot, and I took it. The internet is cruel. 
      #7 - Monokuma - Who is this bear fooling? You're clearly evil. 
      #6 - The King - C'mon it's 2018. Where's the Burger Queen?
      #5 - Freddy Fazbear - This Top 10 Entry brought to you by Achievement Hunter.
      #4 - Stubhub Ticket Oak - So it's absurd. That doesn't equal funny. At least the spongemonkeys are funny sometimes. This is just odd. 
      #3 - King Cake Baby - So..... THIS BABY IS JESUS ISN'T HE?!?! 
      #2 - Spongemonkeys - Yeah, I like them. You wanna fight about it?
      #1 - PuppyMonkeyBaby - That's John Mayer at 6:41 right? It has to be. 
      #11 - Mario has some great games obviously but is he a good character? I don't know and I've wondered about it my entire life. 


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    • Top 10 Christmas Movies - Editor & Writer Notes

      4 weeks ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      I wrote this one! It was a blast. For those of you who don't know, I used to write for WatchMojo and MsMojo. So it was nice to go back to writing Top 10s. 


      10 - Nightmare - Seriously, flashback to 2003: EVERYONE had that Jack Skellington sweatshirt. Everyone. I'll be honest though, I do still have Jack socks and I love them. 

      09 - Friday - Hearing Nick say, "It's Christmas time in the hood!" was the funniest moment in the sound booth. Noel and I laughed hysterically.
      08 - Scrooged - I love "A Christmas Carol". That's something you should know about me. 
      07 - The Santa Clause - One of my all time favorites. Also, I have a friend named Coleman Taylor and for years I've called him Cole "The Cole-man" Taylor Thomas. I even introduce him like that on the podcast we do. So when I was writing this I legitimately had to look up what the actual name was: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. 
      06 - A Christmas Story - I very rarely gave this movie a second thought but after rewatching this and writing the entry, I have to say, this movie is awesome.
      05 - Die Hard - Just like every modern male character in a sitcom, (Michael Scott, Pete Miller, Jake Peralta) we love Die Hard too. 
      04 - Miracle on 34th Street - Seriously though, every Santa story should end with him behind bars. 
      03 - Elf - I've been waiting 15 years to burn Love Actually. HA! 
      02 - Christmas Vacation - As funny as it is, don't the terrible Chevy stories ruin it for you?
      01 - The Muppet Christmas Carol - Such a good movie. There's nothing more to say about it. 
      11 - These are all great and I'm glad we came up with a way to mention all of them. Also the Home Alone reference might be what I'm most proud of? Dan Harmon, I hope you're proud of me. 


      Merry Christmas! 


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    • Top 10 Dragon Ball Fights - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Hey everyone, how's it going? 


      10 - Everybody vs Broly - Am I going to use this entry as an opportunity to make a DORM LIFE reference. Broly.
      9 - Vegeta vs Android 19 - Getting "Goku'd" should be the new thing. Whether it's the reboot of Punk'd or it just takes the place of "Kobe!" it should become a thing. 
      8 - Gotenks vs Nazi Army - This b story looks amazing. Bravo. 
      7 - Tien vs Semi-perfect Cell - While I do love Gohan vs Cell, I've always hated Cell's character design. It kinda taints the whole saga for me. He looks ridiculous!
      6 - Goku vs Jackie Chun - I've never watched Dragon Ball. 
      5 - Goku vs Vegeta - Here's hoping Jack Black sees this video. 
      4 - Goku vs Beerus - Ah, my opus. It's all downhill from here. Sorry. 
      3 - Goku vs Krillin - I always liked Krillin. Seeing him become a less relevant fighter was a bummer. But at the same time it was awesome that the show was willing to go there and let things evolve.
      2 - Goku vs Frieza - Goku going Super Saiyan was everything for me as a kid. You knew it was coming. Was it this week's episode? No. Next week. Next week. When it finally happened, it was amazing. My favorite moment from the show. 
      1 - Gohan vs Cell - Gohan was always my favorite character. This was also a great moment born from such anticipation.
      11 - Krillin vs Jackie Chun - So silly. 


      Next week, I write a Top 10! 


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    • Top 10 Games of 2017 - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      I'm going to preface this week's notes with this: I'm very behind on my video game...game. I rock a GBA and a Wii - on which I exclusively play GameCube games. Help me! What console should I get? I love turn based RPGs, party games and co-ops. Let the recommendations flow!


      10 - Mario + Rabbids - I did not know this existed. It seems weird. But also fun?
      9 - NieR - C'mon NieR. tHe wHoLe aLt CaPs tHiNg iS sO 8Th gRaDe. 
      8 - Cuphead - This looks amazing. Also, I got another Community reference in a Top 10. This will not be the last. 
      7 - Nioh - I like when Nick calls me 'Editor'. I just want to make him happy. 
      6 - Prey - Why isn't 'Prey' like Gray/Grey. It would be really fun to always be confusing pray and prey. Long live context clues! 
      5 - Horizon Zero Dawn - Who else is waiting for the day that Pixar movies become interactive-animated-feature-film-video-games?
      4 - Persona 5 - See, this looks right up my alley.
      3 - Super Mario Odyssey - But a Nintendo Switch looks sooo coool and fun. 
      2 - PUBG - Horde mode or battle royal? Put your hands together. 
      1 - Zelda - Aside from the occasional try, I've never actually played a Zelda game. THERE I SAID IT!


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    • Top 10 DC Animated Movies - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Another week, another set of Top 10 editor notes.


      10 - Flashpoint - Hey! I saw this one. (You may come to find that I haven't seen all of these movies. They all look good though. I should definitely check them out, okay? I will. I'll do it. I'll watch them.) 
      9 - All-Star Superman - The DC animated Superman is probably my favorite version of the character.
      8 - Lego Batman - So glad this made the list! Michael Cera as Robin is a weird-Flash-dream come true. He should play him in live action too.
      7 - Return of the Joker - Eric Matthews is Batman. Feeeeeenay!
      6 - Year One - This looks goood but c'mon, I don't want to watch The Waynes die again. I don't. Don't make me. 
      5 - Wonder Woman - INSERT BLARING GUITAR RIFF
      4 - Mask of the Phantasmic Four - I said this a few weeks back but c'mon! BTAS is amazing. I miss it. 
      3 - Superman vs. The Elite: Dawn of the Justice of the Apes.
      2 - Under the Red Hood - I joked about Michael Cera playing Robin in live action but in all seriousness, I've always wanted a cool live action portrayal of Robin. (one that doesn't do laundry karate) 
      1 - The Dark Knight Returns - I missed Zach Snyder's work cited page at the end of BvS. I'm sure he formatted it correctly though.
      11 - Crisis on Two Earths - The "band" I was in in middle school was called !Crisis! 



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    • Sonicxben asked JoshuaKazemi a question

      Hello again, Josh. Sorry if you are a little annoyed with my questions but I have been wondering something about Gen:Lock. Are you looking for applications on new characters? I can submit one.

      Answered: Nov 28, 2017

      Not annoyed at all! I asked around and it looks like things on that end are still wrapped up in RWBY Vol. 5. So, there will most likely be little information about Gen:Lock until some time after this production is finished. 

    • Top 10 Craziest Iron Man Suits - Editor Notes

      1 month ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      This week's Top 10 came pretty close to home (see attached photo)*


      10 - Hulkbuster - I'd love to have an in-depth conversation about Avengers: Age of Ultron. Until that day comes, let's all just remember it could be the last time we see "the classic" or "original" MCU Avengers together. While I've always liked Age of Ultron, I think it will become more liked as we dive further into the MCU. This concludes my nerd rant. 
      9 - Anti-Transformer - I hate the Transformers movies so much you might as well call me an Anti-Transformer! 
      8 - Iron-Spider - What a cool suit. What a cool run of comics. Love the Iron Spider.
      7 - Mystic - This is in fact the Iron Man 4 I never knew I wanted. 
      6 - Extremis - I always get the Extremis armor and the Bleeding Edge armor confused. Anyone else?
      5 - Deep-Space - INFINITY WAR COMES OUT IN LIKE 6 MONTHS 
      4 - Bleeding Edge - I always get the Bleeding Edge armor and the Extremis armor confused. Anyone else?
      3 - Phoenix Buster - I wasn't very interested in the next X-Men/Phoenix movie coming out but now I am thoroughly disinterested in a Phoenix Buster-less X-Men/Phoenix movie. 
      2 - Endo-Sym - Finally! I'm IN a Top 10. (I'm the one sliming Caiti)
      1 - War Machine/Satellite - "Crazy" really is a good word for this suit. 
      11 - Iron Squirrel - With each passing day I feel more convinced that the world needs a live action Squirrel Girl. Hurry up, New Warriors! 



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      *My Iron Man desk toy: 

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      P.S. This week's notes are a day early thanks to Thanksgiving! Have a happy holiday!

    • Sonicxben asked JoshuaKazemi a question

      Hello again, Josh (do you like to be called that?). Anyway, I was just wondering what your thoughts are for Gen:Lock. It looks like a great show, sort of has Blade Runner vibe. What do you think?

      Answered: Nov 22, 2017

      Yeah! Josh is great. (I'm only picky about my name when I'm being credited. In that case I prefer 'Joshua Kazemi')

      Gen:Lock looks amazing. I am so excited for it. I don't know much about it beyond what the community knows. The staff saw the teaser - the one that played in front of Lazer Team 2 - a few months back and I've been anxiously waiting for it ever since. ScrewAttack also works right next to RT Animation so, animation is always on my mind! 

    • Top 10 Ninja - Editor Notes

      2 months ago

      JoshuaKazemi ScrewAttack Editor

      Another week, another look into the mind of a ninja editor. That's right.


      10 - Storm Shadow - The all white is cool but it does seem like you're making it a lot harder for yourself, dude. Also remember when Channing Tatum was an awful actor?? I mean, he's not amazing now or anything but he's been in a lot of solid stuff since G.I. Joe. 
      9 - Psylocke - I was bummed that X-Men: Apocalypse was so bad. Anyone else?
      8 - Raphael - Sooo, let's just say someone was looking to watch and/or read some TMNT. Where's the good stuff? Where should they start? Asking for a ninja. 
      7 - Mai Shiranui - Sorry, what did you say?
      6 - Batman - The artwork for The Animated Series is GORGEOUS. #ThatsMyBatman 
      5 - Scorpion - Angry about Sub-Zero? GET OVER IT. 
      4 - Raiden - Not calling him "Raiden the Ripper" seems like a real missed opportunity.
      3 - Ryu - Really random thought: I love working here. The creative and collaborative environment is inspiring. 
      2 - Strider - I'm dead now. Nick killed me. 
      1 - Sasuke - Naruto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Any chance I get to joke around with the lower third titles, I will)
      11 - Shinobi - This seems illegal? 


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      Also, thanks for all of your amazing support for #RTExtraLife! We had a blast and we're so proud of this amazing community. 

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    • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Thank you for answering my last question.  Considering how awesome RWBY Volume 5 is, I'm not shocked at all Gen:Lock is still on the back-burner.  But since it is a new series that looks awesome, I want to help out to make sure it succeeds.  Right now, I have a character I would like to donate to you guys sometime.

  • Questions answered by JoshuaKazemi

    Not annoyed at all! I asked around and it looks like things on that end are still wrapped up in RWBY Vol. 5. So, there will most likely be little information about Gen:Lock until some time after this production is finished. 

    Yeah! Josh is great. (I'm only picky about my name when I'm being credited. In that case I prefer 'Joshua Kazemi')

    Gen:Lock looks amazing. I am so excited for it. I don't know much about it beyond what the community knows. The staff saw the teaser - the one that played in front of Lazer Team 2 - a few months back and I've been anxiously waiting for it ever since. ScrewAttack also works right next to RT Animation so, animation is always on my mind! 

    I have no idea! Haha sorry. I do know that the Animation Department is always working really hard on a lot of ongoing and new content for the community. Keep your eyes peeled!

    It's great. I've been a fan for a long time. I have to pretend everything is normal and that I'm professional even though I sit in between Nick and Chad everyday, see Miles walking around our office, and watch them film Million Dollars But ten feet from my desk. Crazy stuff and I love it!

    Hey! I'm Josh. I'm doing really well today. It's been a good day at work. How are you doing?

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