Chapter 1

Red vs. Blue: Chapter 1

Simmons gets a visit from an old friend, who gets more than he bargained for; meanwhile the rest of the Reds deal with the newly-anointed deity of the desert.

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Comments (1327)

  • CABTUCKER123

    1 year ago

    Hey, guess what made one for this too.

  • Echaos

    1 year ago

    xD


  • The_Lesser_Known_5th_Horseman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman

    2 years ago

    Wait, don't just blaze past that as if nothing happened. What was that about the girlfriend dick?

  • 1LaserPuppy

    2 years ago

    Some of the bodies were dead ladies 0.o....done grif. Just DONE

  • Aqua113 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Hey Grif, what do you mean "sometimes"?

  • Torekzzak

    3 years ago

    @xseith
    I was with you until you said they were assholes.

  • RTFORLIFE23

    3 years ago

    Agent Texas

  • XxTh3M3T4xX

    3 years ago

    who is the person in the distance!!! can someone please tell me if you know.

  • XxTh3M3T4xX

    3 years ago

    @toops
    omg.....you're right.......

  • toops FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    That's funny: his name's Church; he's a God.

  • SamCook

    3 years ago

    Wash is friggin' awesome

  • xseth1

    3 years ago

    Why the fuck did they change to this new ad system? Adblock doesn't work on it anymore. Assholes.

  • LettuceHat

    3 years ago

    I LOVE RvB!

  • kightreaper

    4 years ago

    y is wash a dick

  • Funkynuggets

    4 years ago

    Lets not find out what makes a brown laser.

  • Funkynuggets

    4 years ago

    4:30 Caboose possibly one of his best lines ever

  • xHappyVirusx

    4 years ago

    I want cake

  • Viper147

    4 years ago

    Did you notice that when church says attention true believers and other people no one is casting a shadow can someone explain

  • Viper147

    4 years ago

    Finally its been forever since tucker said bow chica bow wow

  • CadenJessee

    4 years ago

    love the begining :D

  • brandonwild

    4 years ago

    Cant wait to see r&b in halo 4!

  • Grifsonlyfan

    4 years ago

    Forgot to click the spoiler button on the last post.

  • Grifsonlyfan

    4 years ago

    SPOILER!!!!!!There is a video on youtube showing the song that Church sings.

  • Grifsonlyfan

    4 years ago

    OMG. Totally didn't see whatever I'm talking about coming.

  • Perraith

    4 years ago

    Season 8 here I go!

    Doc still can't cure death?

    Goll. And Donut isn't displaying any of the 5 signs of death, so how can Doc tell if Donut is really dead?


    A lot of holes to fill.

    Oh sna-
    Dang, Tucker beat me to it.

    Yes, Griff. That sounded incredibly creepy. (And for those of you in the know, pay no attention to my Avatar)

    "No, I think I'm actually kind of depressed now. Caboose is right... I can't wear pants."- Floating-Ball-Church

    Don't worry some people simply forget to wear them.

    "It's like having a chick around. But without all the fun parts of having a chick around." - Tucker

    Like Ribbons and Flowers? Errr... sorry was thinking of Donut.Season 8 here I go!

  • TayDebs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    This is the best season ever... of all time

  • KingM

    4 years ago

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

    sorry wrong game

  • JohnReece

    4 years ago

    Wash plays a very good bad guy

  • JordainAsh

    4 years ago

    [link=http://] www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmc661a9IRY

  • tchapps

    4 years ago

    Hipster Caboose worsipped Church before it was cool.

  • lovingelite

    4 years ago

    thats alot a holes to fill BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

  • THI5GUY35

    4 years ago

    Tucker- maybe mad makes a red laser and depressed makes a blues laser
    Caboose- I hope we don't find out what makes a brown laser

  • XJ4966

    4 years ago

    AdanPasillas
    Lopez killed her before he came over to Valhalla.

  • AdanPasillas

    4 years ago

    can some one please tell me what happened to grif sister because i dont know what happened to her

  • AustinWrobel

    4 years ago

    I'M PO I CAN'T watch red vs blue

  • jchurch

    4 years ago

    I Am The Best

  • Ikillyou90

    4 years ago

    revelation has the best opening ever

  • Hamshack

    4 years ago

    and it all started with an idea

  • DoudUltimate

    4 years ago

    You know, it wasnt until season 5 till I believed grif was yellow, I didnt wuna believe he was orange XD

  • DoudUltimate

    4 years ago

    Him, uhh he's dead, yeah he is... XD

  • Afromaniac94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    I just didn't know they would send you, im sorry Doc, Big Gus made me do it.

  • Reid.Ogilvie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    who plays doc?

  • theMeganTron

    5 years ago

    Caboose: It's not far!! I worshipped Church WAY before it was cool to worship him!
    Grif: Hey I already told you that's still not cool, that'll never be cool. Ever!
    Lol so funny!

  • StevenGrivas

    5 years ago

    but Grif one of the bodies was a dead lady!

  • AustinErlewe

    5 years ago

    None of the videos even work! only Season 9 works! ugh!

  • kaybkg14

    5 years ago

    Caboose: "hallelujah! GESUNDHEIT!!" (dt. bless you)
    Awesome end for a funeral/bithday speech!

  • SlyTheShyGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I love Red Vs. Blue best/funniest show/series i've EVER seen. CAN"T WAIT for season 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DerektheGod

    5 years ago

    why can i not play the fucking video please someone help?

  • LAJ4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    i doubt Sarge would give Grif a eulogy.