Chapter 14

Red vs. Blue: Chapter 14

Simmons and Lopez try to hold their ground, while the desert team members find themselves in shifting sands.

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  • AngelaZeea

    2 years ago

    shadowkinngz

    Technically, no. Epsilon is merely a fragment of Alpha and differs sutbly in personality.

  • SM_mike

    2 years ago

    no tucker i fucked griffs sister

  • SpartanBeefcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beefcake

    2 years ago

    when Sarge said "wheres the thumb hole" I was waiting for Tucker to say Bowchicka wah wah

  • shadowkinngz

    3 years ago

    I Knew it... Caboose is not an idiot.... he told epshalon (or what dafuq ever) stories to give it memeries of church... Which hypatheticly makes Church RIGHT

  • SamCook

    3 years ago

    Curse you TalkTalk

  • Ghiliman23

    3 years ago

    I love caboose

  • Ghiliman23

    3 years ago

    simmons: prepare to get simmonsized
    he shoots the rocketlauncher and hits the bike hahaha lol

  • xXJustinJXx

    3 years ago

    grif: whats harder than rock
    my answer would have been: tucker

  • Paradox255

    3 years ago

    I miss the old voice of Lopez. I don't like this one.

  • LucaGieri

    4 years ago

    LOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEZ!!!!!!

  • Viper147

    4 years ago

    Whatever Lopez says after the meta shoots at him and Simmons it doesn't mean son of a bitch it means mother of god

  • Ghiliman23

    4 years ago

    you can see caboose at 0:44 Lol

  • VvVLuffy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold some dude

    4 years ago

    tucker fucking griffs sister is not that hard. everyone did it even tex had some action with her

  • Scout4y

    4 years ago

    Wel...Main became old, I guess....in season 9 10 he wouldn't miss...ever ^^

  • Perraith

    4 years ago

    "What am I? Some kind of Geographist?" - Tucker

    Coincidently I'm taking Geography this Fall quarter at College. Teach me Tucker!

    "You hit the wrong button, or flip the wrong switch, and we all could be dead before you can say - 'Where's Caboose?' " - Tucker

    "Uh, I don't think that's how that expression goes." - Sarge

    No, Sarge, that's actually how it goes. Especially when Caboose is around.

  • reddevil9312

    4 years ago

    T-shirt idea! Church as the monitor, with "Where's the thumb hole?" written underneath

  • Spencer123

    4 years ago

    what is stronger than rock?........paper

  • hitlerisdead

    4 years ago

    I HATE THE DAMN SCION COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JJ_justin_JJ

    4 years ago

    go tucker greatest fallback comeback against grif
    i fucked your sister

  • JJ_justin_JJ

    4 years ago

    Simmons and Lopez try to hold their ground, while the desert team members find themselves in shifting sands.

  • Vex69

    4 years ago

    Geographist? It aren't that hard to be one.

  • Vex69

    4 years ago

    Geographist? It aren't that hard to be one.

  • KyuubiNicole

    5 years ago

    Griff: "Whats tougher than rock?"
    Caboose:"Paper."

  • Metallica122

    5 years ago

    I wonder if Caboose thinks that one option will always win in Rock Paper Scissors like Fez from Thats 70s Show and Tucker didnt fck Grifs sister, he thought Doc had that covered lol

  • malreynalds

    5 years ago

    ok im sick and tired of these damn UPS ads..... i dont want to send a damn package. and if i wanted to i sure as hell wouldnt use UPS! just out of spite.

    but on a more positive note.... these vids are so old that no one cares anymore.... just im sick of UPS ads..... but red vs blue still rocks!

  • MathiJon

    5 years ago

    i saw when caboose walked of

  • destroyou

    5 years ago

    Whats tougher than rock?

    Paper.

  • Lancer897

    5 years ago

    He really did f*ck his sister

  • XxXRLSXxX

    5 years ago

    girff: whats harder then rock

    caboose: PAPER

  • BranTheMaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Hahaha "i f*cked your sister". Man that part kills me everytime i watch this!

  • nibbles77

    5 years ago

    Tucker Rocks
    Bow Chicka Bow Wow

  • RonS89

    5 years ago

    CHURCH!!!!!!!!!

  • AgentHunter

    5 years ago

    Church is a floating bowling ball!

  • AgentHunter

    5 years ago

    Griff: Whats tougher than rock?

    Caboose: Paper!

  • jgordon210

    5 years ago

    what tougher than rock- paper! lol

  • y0zhi

    6 years ago

    Whoa Church iz back

  • halofulltime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bladesmith

    6 years ago

    In reply to MarkV, #764:

    dont ever be alone ever

  • evochill

    6 years ago

    Griff: "what's tougher than rock?"
    Caboose: " PAPER"
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL i think he got confused with the matter at hand

  • MarkV

    6 years ago

    another amazing episode

  • lurvig

    6 years ago

    Next time i beat someone up I'm gonna do it with my geogrofist.

  • sk8rdude14

    7 years ago



    RT u are the best i watch RvB every week it is the best machinima ever along side Arby n the Chief, but any ways keep up the good episodes :-)

  • sk8rdude14

    7 years ago

    Grif: So embarrassing for you
    Tucker: Just go find the guy
    Grif: So sad
    Tucker: I fucked your sister

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL so funny

  • tjistheshiz

    7 years ago

    "So embaressing for you" "just find the guy" "so sad" "I fucked your sister"

  • AveryChu

    7 years ago

    no its a basket ball

  • xlAtomiclx

    7 years ago

    "I f**ked your sister" haha classic Tucker

  • KrazyLizzard

    7 years ago

    lol caboose's stories are so funny

  • matrixman124

    7 years ago

    Holy crap... He's back! XD

  • jhnh95

    7 years ago

    who brought the floating bowling ball? where's the thumb hole?

  • ninjacrusade

    7 years ago

    Lol whats stronger than rock.... paper

  • Naasa21

    7 years ago

    Yea! Tucker! oh, yeah and church is alive i guess that's cool?....